June 30 2011
1. Offer hapless users a bunch of idiotic, boring, and expensive online games involving pets, fish, and restaurants. Hey, it’s worked before. 5. If Timberlake wants to improve MySpace’s reputation as a “digital ghetto,” then whatever he does — no matter how much the once-again single JT is tempted — he should not bring back Britney
2. Forget about Facebook “friends.” Timberlake should get Mila Kunis involved to help launch a “friends with benefits” feature.
3. Since The Social Network was such a hit — in part because of Timberlake’s role as Napster founder Sean Parker — he should commission a new movie about MySpace as a publicity stunt. Justin Bieber stars as Justin Timberlake.
4. Seduce Mark Zuckerberg’s girlfriend/possible fiancée. (Hint: Cut a hole in a box …)